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Uwe Bolls “Postal” To Release Against ‘Indy 4’

Uwe Bolls latest film, the dark comedy Postal, will get a release date near Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  Postal will hit theaters on May 23, 2008.

Boll had the following to say about the move:

“On the Indiana Jones weekend – May 23 – we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up – would Michael Moore say!”

“Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as ‘Nazi Theme Park Owner’ outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler’s List!”

‘Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ hits theaters the day before.

It astounds me how this director, whose movies are simply atrocious, continues to get work.  I guess Postal is a little better than usual though.

Source: Bloody-Disgusting